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Beers rated a Final Fraction of 1/5. These were the worst. The Bastards do not recommend.

Red Nectar Ale

https://www.instagram.com/p/fS_-cfgBDE

Brewery: Nectar Ales

Location: Paso Robles, CA

Brew: Red Nectar All Natural Ale

Type: American Amber/Red Ale

ABV: 5.50%

IBU: N/A

Episode: Episode 24 – IMPlosion

Review: Gross. Tasted way too sweet, like a lollipop or something. Not great, or refreshing. Tasted more like a soda, than anything tasty. Bummer. 

Final Fraction: 1/5

Old World Nitro Blonde Ale

https://www.instagram.com/p/dJClsIgBFa/

Brewery: Old World Brewery

Location: Phoenix, AZ

Brew: Nitro Blonde

Type: Blonde Ale

ABV: 4.2%

IBU: N/A

Episode: Episode 17 – Omnismell feat. Mike Kessler

Review: Real heady. Not great, tastes almost like a hefeweizen or whitbeer. Huge amount of head (nitro), a little too sweet. Cloves and fruit kind of flavor. Dusty said it kind of tasted like Galaxy IPA. No one wanted to finish it, so Max did as not to waste.

Final Fraction: 1/5

Maui Coconut Porter

https://www.instagram.com/p/cpdLgugBAy/

Brewery: Maui Brewing Co.

Location: Lahaina, HI

Brew: CoCoNut PorTeR

Type: Porter

Special: Coconut

ABV: 5.7%

IBU: 30

Episode: Episode 15 – New Leaf Cast

Review: Max just says “No”. First sip tasted like rubbing alcohol. Nate says it tastes like a shitty Starbucks latte, a coffee afterburn. Max chugs it in 11 seconds, 9 gulps. Dusty does not recommend.

Final Fraction: 1/5